Now for parity, here is a video of Cal, in which I attempt to interview him about this and that.
I took the liberty of subtitling his responses since the microphone on my camera isn't very good, and Cal is alternately mumbling or talking with his mouth full--my fault for talking to him over dinner, I guess. However, please be aware that the subtitles only make it marginally more understandable, as the interview subject is three and a half and prone to fanciful tangents, while the interviewer apparently can't stop herself from making not one, but two Simpsons references to someone who cannot possibly recognize or appreciate them. Anyway, enjoy.