One of the commenters remarked that I must not have had a very good experience on my OB/Gyn rotation. Bingo. (Not to offend our colleagues in OB/Gyn, who I'm sure are all very nice. You understand that while everything depicted is true--SO VERY TRUE!--obviously I have selected and amplified for comic effect.)
Have your own stories of scut? Share them with us in the comments section! It is very cathartic, you'll see.