true labor, false labor, and that liminal space between

Hey there! Are you alive? Me too!

I'd been having a pretty rough week at work--on call over the weekend, later days, tough cases--and starting Wednesday morning,  I noticed a change in how my body was feeling.  First of all, Thing 3 felt much lower, like a bowling ball sitting on my coccyx.  I was also noticing an uptick of contractions accompanied by back pain, which is not the usual for me (Braxton Hicks contractions usually concentrate on the front, and I'm lucky that I haven't had much musculoskeletal back discomfort with this pregnancy at all) that would come and go--I'd like to say that I was scrupulous about timing these contractions, but I was at work and running around and I really didn't have time to attend to their frequency until much later in the afternoon, when I finally had a chance to sit down.  I will also say that there were a spectrum some other symptoms that I'm too polite (read: shy) to talk about but that you can read about after searching "signs of labor" in Google.  Something was different.  Something was happening.

I'm more of the type to sort of wait things out until something declarative occured, but the one thing is that for these past two pregnancies (three? I can't remember with Cal) I've been GBS positive, which means that I need to receive at least one round of penicillin prior to delivery.  The window for getting the antibiotics (I've been told--it's been a long time since I've done Peds and I don't purport to know anything about OB except what applies to the anesthetic management therein) is four hours, and my OB pointed out on my last visit, when I was 2-3 cm dilated on exam and 50% effaced, that this is my third child, and as a faster delivery could be expected, that with signs of impending labor I should high-tail it to the hospital sooner rather than later.  "Usually I say when the contractions are every 5 minutes apart," he said, "but for you, maybe every 8 minutes."  At the point in the afternoon when I could actually sit down and look at a clock, I was having contractions about every 5-7 minutes apart.

I sat and debated what I should do for a while.  On one hand, I'd been working all day, which tends to make the old uterus a little more irritable--it could all settle down once I got home.  But other the other hand...the other thing.  I thought some more.  The kids were at home, with our nanny.  The hospital where I work is directly across the street from the hospital where I plan to deliver.  Did I want to go home, relieve our childcare, and then find myself in a situation where I had to rush back in, with two kids in tow?  Also, Joe was working at an office location more than an hour away that day.  Did he need to rush back into town?  Did he need to reschedule any of his patients for the next day, or the rest of the week?  I had no real answers, and I figured the only way to get more data was just to go in to L&D and get checked, even if I did run the risk of being perhaps overly cautious.

On L&D, they noted that I was 4 cm dilated, 70% effaced, and contracting about every 5-7ish minutes. So they had me on a monitor, put me in a bed, and said they'd be back to check me again in an hour, to see if I'd progressed.  An hour later, the same nurse came by to check--I was now having contractions every 2-3 minutes, and by her exam, I was dilated to 5 cm.  She called back the OB on call, who decided to admit me to the floor.

"I guess I should call my people at work," I said hesitantly to the nurse.  "I mean, should I?  Should I tell them I night not be at work tomorrow?"

"Oh no, you're not going in tomorrow," the nurse said.  "You're having a baby tonight."

So...OK.  I got an IV.  I got my antibiotics.  I settled in for the night with a toco monitor and a fetal heart rate monitor strapped to my gut parts.  Our nanny stayed overnight with the boys.  Joe came in with the bags and slept on the most uncomfortable couch sleeper ever.  Since I was only 37 and a half weeks at the time (I'll be 38 weeks on Sunday) they actually couldn't give me anything to hurry the process along (I've gotten Pitocin aumentation for my prior two deliveries) and I guess that was fine, because overnight, the contractions started getting more irregular, spaced out, and then kind of petered out to every 10-15 minutes.  In the morning, a new nurse came in, the kind of nurse that I would have been terrified of as a med student but now as an attending I love--a gruffly, senior nurse, direct and to the point--and told me, "You know, I don't think you're in true labor."

I said I kind of wish I had been told that before our little slumber party, but I knew in actuality it had been a tough call.  3rd pregnancy, GBS positive, seemingly regular contractions with progression on exam on admission--I don't fault the original team for tilting towards caution and admitting me "in labor."  I think my OB was torn too.  "We have two choices here," he told me.  "The risk of fetal lung immaturity at this stage is really very low, but because it's a possibility, the literature tells us not flat-out induce prior to 39 weeks.  However, it's hard sending someone home who's 4-5 cm and contracting.  I guess if we gave you Pit it wouldn't really be an induction so much as an augmentation.  But then again..." he thought some more, "you're not contracting as much now.  You said you came straight from work yesterday?"  I confirmed that I did.  He kind of cocked his head, considering the options.  "It's a bit of a tough call.  I think we have two choices.  One is we can keep you here and watch you.  The other thing is we can send you home and wait until you declare yourself there."

Having already spent a night in the hospital, I was not crazy about spending another day there unless, you know, I knew I was getting a baby out of the deal.  Also, as a former Peds person, I knew he was right--that at 37 and 4/7 the likelihood of lung immaturity, especially for a baby girl, is very, very low.  Yet...we spend our lives minimizing risk for our kids, and if she wasn't quite ready to come out yet, then I didn't want to be the one making the decision to force her out.

Don't get me wrong, I'm as ready for this pregnancy to be over as the next lady, but also, you know, I want to be a rational person about things, not like those ladies who show up to L&D at 37 weeks on the dot demanding TAKE THIS BABY OUT OF ME NOW.  I could handle a little more discomfort and waiting.  The uncertainty I'm not crazy about, nor the idea of having a precipitous delivery in the car, but...we live pretty close to the hospital, and we have a pretty fast car.  I told him I that if it was OK in his judgement, I would like to go home.

So, that's why I'm home.  After some deliberation (and I know this will seem crazy to many of you, but my OB even said that medicine is the only field where he's encountered people that are determined to work up until the very second the baby is crowning) I have decided to start my maternity leave five days earlier than scheduled.  On one hand, it kills me to not be at work when, you know, I'm not doing anything else (I've always said that a single day spent on maternity leave without a baby is a DAY WASTED--yes, I get paid for work, but it's more than that, it's the idea of being at a place where people need you and you're useful and where you're sharing responsibility with others) but I think that at this point it's the best idea.  I have to remind myself that I'm not doing my patients or my partners any favors by weeble-wobbling in at 5 cm dilated with the omnipresent risk of having to leave their case unexpectedly and emergently right before, you know, the cross-clamp comes off the aorta.  I know it sounds like an obvious decision to most people, but believe me and try not to judge too hard the medical culture when I tell you: it feels a little like a cop-out to me.

So!  Here I am!  At home!  Contracting some, a little uncomfortable but feeling basically the same (they confirmed that Thing 3's head is at -1 station which probably explains why I feel like I have a baby coming out of my butt) and I'm hoping that we'll declare ourselves one way or the other and head back into L&D sometime soon.  Today my plan is to walk around, like, a lot, though yes, I will be safe and not over-exert and hydrate adequately, given that the 5 day weather forecast for Atlanta looks a little something like this:

Did I mention that I'll be 38 weeks on Sunday?  And the next time we feel the need to go into L&D for a little visit, we're not leaving without a damn baby?  Lord.

For the craft-minded, I made that skirt (love seersucker), made a pair of boxer shorts for Cal out of the same leftover fabric, and last night made a flannel fitted crib-sheet for the baby after I realized while in the hospital that if we'd actually brought her home today, she'd be sleeping on a bare Ikea mattress.  Might as well be useful somehow, right?

the first step is admitting you have a problem

OK, so this ain't no craft fair or anything, but just humor me on this one, because I am so proud of my ingenuity which is probably not at all ingenious and no doubt detailed in similar form in at least 100 different sewing blogs, all probably featuring the word "upcycling."  I'm talking the talk you guys!

I think we've probably established that Thing 3 has no pants.  First of all, she's going to be born in July, and second of all, the clothes we got for her were on sale after Christmas, when we thought she was going to be a boy.  I have been on this sewing kick lately (YOU THINK?) and have thus been trying to make her little things here and there, but one night when I was lying in bed awake (because that's apparently what I do now in glorious third trimester fashion) I had an idea that was beautiful both in its economy of time and money.  I could turn my old T-shirts into baby pants.

See, because I have a lot of old T-shirts that look like this.  Especially in the winter, I wear a long-sleeved shirt to work under my scrubs, and despite the fact that I have quite a few colors in my rotation (I prefer getting long-sleeved kids T-shirts from Target in a large size because they're cheaper, come in a lot of colors, and because they're for kids have slightly shorter sleeves than adult long-sleeved tees, which seems somewhat more hygienic for work), after a year or two of weekly wear they get a little icky.  Note the lovely underarm deodorant patina--I almost didn't post the picture because I thought it would be unseemly, but look, this is real life, and it's not like I'm running for president or anything like that.  Anyway, they're nice T-shirts, soft and comfortable, but you have to retire them at some point, right?  Purple T-shirt, your time has come.

It is a factory-made T-shirt, though, so as such is has a nice factory finish, with machined hems and whatnot.  Hems are a pain in my ass.  So it occurred to me during one of my many insomniac nights, I could not only repurpose the fabric of the T-shirt itself, but I could preserve the hem at the bottom and save myself some work.  Less work means more time for tomfoolery!

So see, I sliced off the bottom of the shirt just under the fossilized armpits (some deodorant sludge still remained but fear not, they will be excised in the next step), leaving basically a tube of fabric.

I folded the tube width-wise (keeping the hem on the bottom even--it's on the right side of the picture) so that I basically had four layers of fabric with an axis of symmetry down the long way (oriented parallel to the top of the screen)...

And then using a folded in half pair of 3-6 month baby pants that we do have as a guide (they are baby blue, of course), I cut out two symmetrical pieces of pants from the T-shirt fabric.  The sides that I cut off were where the side seams of the old T-shirt were--I figured the fewer the seams, the more comfortable--and I allowed a little extra fabric up top for the hem and elastic casing.

I'm not really good at this kind of thing, nor do I need to re-invent the wheel, but the way I sewed the pants together after this point was based on this tutorial--it's for leggings instead of pants, but the concept is the same--I just like a wider leg because I figure it will fit better for longer.  As for the results, I'll let you judge for yourself.  The pants on the left were the store-bought pair that I used as a model, and the purple ones on the right were the ones I made.

Even for a novice like me who was kind of flying by the seat of her (ho ho) pants, it was actually pretty easy, and didn't take that long, so then I went ahead and hacked up another old T-shirt (this one wasn't stained but it was always overlarge and unflattering so I never wore it) and made these.  Like I said, this T-shirt was slightly bigger, so I was able to make the pants a little bit bigger too, for room to grow.

And then that went pretty well, and was pretty easy, so then I made these, out of another unflattering T-shirt (teal makes me look like the undead, and an overdeep scoop neck is not a good look for the flat-chested--that shirt had a more narrow cut, so with less fabric I made these more leggings-like than the other two).  Why do I have so many clothes in my closet that don't look good on me?  These are the mysteries of the ages.  At least they're proving their usefulness now.

I think you can see where I'm going with this.

SOMEONE HELP ME I'M TRAPPED IN A PANTS MAKING VORTEX.

The good (bad?) thing is that we actually live right near (I mean right near--we could walk to it if anyone in Atlanta ever walked anywhere) a consignment store, where you can get a whole mess of pretty decent soft T-shirts in all kinds of colors for, like, a dollar.  Jersey knit fabric bought by the yard at the fabric store is kind of boring, not to mention expensive, but for little baby sewing projects, you don't need a whole lot of fabric.  So in order that I don't slice up all the rest of my clothing, I also have a reserve stash of thrifted cotton T-shirts for future projects.  Don't worry, I'll make something other than pants at some point.  But oh, I do love those stripes.

HELP SEND LITHIUM.

edna mode (and guest)

I wonder if it's a more common phenomenon for medical bloggers to update on a reverse schedule, meaning updates exclusively on the weekends, and rarely during the week.  Because who has the time?  Anyway, it's been a particularly hectic week at work, stacked with all the things that make life exciting (occasionally to excess): codes, emergencies, various Oral Board scenarios brought to life.  But at least I had the weekend off.  I'm on call next weekend, my last weekend call before my scheduled maternity leave, so if I can just get through that (weekends on call are always rough, because aside from the weekend itself, you're basically working two weeks in a row non-stop without a break) I think we'll be OK to sail into the home stretch.

The thing with having a busy job and working full-time is that you really feel that you don't have enough time with your kids.  That's just the fact of it--if that's the path you're eyeing, male or female, you will feel this way, it's simply a matter of resource allocation and during the week, especially, the time just isn't there.  In the medical field, particularly, even nights and weekends at home are not a given, so you just have to kind of carve out time when you can.  Weekends here, post-call days there.  Usually nights don't find me at my best--after work usually I'm in a state of fatigue that brings me to "I wash myself with a rag on a stick" territory, but you know--sometimes there are earlier days off, and sometimes you get a break to do something fun.

I got out from work a little early on Wednesday this week (post-call of course, because ain't nothing in life is free), so I decided to do this with my time:

I know, it doesn't look like anything, but the inspiration was this: I got Mack these super cheapy superhero costumes at Christmas (actually I can't remember who actually got them for him--I get enlisted to get gifts for the kids from various relatives, and it might even have come from "Santa" himself, who can remember now).  They were ignored for months, until one day, suddenly the kids decided that superheros were THE COOLEST and dressing up like superheros and making laser sounds while fake-punching your brother in the head with your Bat Fist was OMG THE BEST GAME EVER.  So the costumes have been getting some use.

As you can see, they are pieces of crap.  Thin, fraying nylon, just a simple apron-type construction with a back tie.  All the kids can see is the logo and the Superness, but now that they've got some miles on them, all I can see is how much they are falling apart.

I was at the fabric store the other day when I saw this crazy metallic fabric on sale.  It was a reflective polyester, which is as sleazy as it sounds, and I thought to myself, "Who would buy that shit?"

And then I realized: I WILL.  I WILL BUY THAT SHIT.  WITH WHICH TO MAKE SUPERHERO COSTUMES.

I think I've already explained my affection for Things Reversible when it comes to kids, not the least benefit of which is that if I'm going to put in the effort to make one superhero costume, I might as well get two out of the deal.  The other benefit is that you can be two different characters--I made one costume each for the boys, both identically reversible (red with a gold cape on one side, blue with a silver cape on the other) so that they could choose to be on the same team, à la "The Incredibles," or on different teams if they preferred.  So far they've mostly chosen to be on different teams.  So they can FIGHT.  And make LASER NOISES.  And I personally have been unable to stop saying, in the voice of Samuel L. Jackson, "Where's my super suit?"

So anyway, that's fun.

The next step in the plan was for them to design their own superhero logos and for us to glue them on the chest with felt shapes, but we ran out of time, so it's still a work in process.  Still, even plain, they're very super.

The other kids project I did yesterday was to make a freezer-stencil T-shirt with Cal.  (Tutorials for freezer paper stencil techniques are all over the internet, just Google it, but I will heartily endorse the pursuit, it is easy and satisfying and as you can see, even a child can do it.  Well, maybe not the part where you cut out the design with the razor blade, but otherwise.)  Cal chose the design himself--it's Boba Fett, for you non-nerds out there.  He actually requested Jango Fett (Django?) on the basis that Jango is cooler ("He has two guns!") but since they look the same I think this tracing of Boba Fett (originally off a pumpkin carving tutorial) sufficed.

I made a shirt for Mack too, but I just kind of did it myself since he's a little young for the whole activity.  I toyed with doing a different Star Wars design but decided in the end on this, since Mack, as a three year-old, lives in a world not unlike that of John Malkovich after going into his own portal in "Being John Malkovich."  Malkovich Malkovich Malkoviiiiiitch.

Anyway, this has partially been in answer to the people who ask how I have time to do all the things that I do.  The short answer is: I don't.  My honest assessment is that I probably don't spend enough time with my kids, but luckily, I work as part of a team, and between the time that all of us put in, the kids are OK.  Otherwise, I just try to maximize the quality of the time that I do have to spend with them (as energy allows), and like I always say, they'll tell me in the end if it was good enough. But we try hard, and it's what we have for now.

And at the very least they'll have some really cute clothes to wear to family therapy.

Speaking of having kids...hey, let's play this game now!

34 weeks:

35 weeks:

36 weeks:

About a week ago Joe observed independent of me (this lends validity) that he thinks Thing 3 has dropped down a little bit--engaged herself, if you will--and I have to agree.  Since it's my third kid, I don't think it means anything much (meaning it's both less and more comfortable, but I don't think I'm going into labor tomorrow or anything) but it's certainly the next thing, for what it's worth.  Also I enjoy going around saying "ENGAGE" in the voice of Jean-Luc Picard, so who says the third trimester can't be fun?

Have a good super week, everyone.

making it work

I have to write this in a hurry because it's A SCHOOL NIGHT but I realize that after that last entry and at this point in gestation, not checking in is just inviting people to think that I'm dead.  So.  Hi.

The mild hypomania that characterized my initiation into sewing is nothing--I say nothing--compared to how it's been since I started making those little baby pinafores.  Joe is alternately amused and throwing around words like "obsessed," because frankly, once I figured out how to make a few of these easy sewing projects, it's been like, "I CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE BEEN PAYING FULL PRICE FOR THIS STUFF ALL THESE YEARS."  (I wear a lot of skirts.)  Here's a little of what I've been doing.

Above is the second skirt I made for myself.  It's just a regular elastic waist skirt, made based on this very good tutorial here.  The first skirt I made for myself actually turned out even better (it was with a lighter weight blue shirting fabric, so, you know, more flowy and such) but I dropped a forkful of Chipotle on it earlier this week so it's in the wash.

This was a flat front pleated skirt that I made based on this tutorial that turned out pretty well.  It's elastic in the back, so, you know, nice for the pregnant ladies.  Also, can I tell you how proud I was that I made a pleat?  And it was easy!  Again: I think I have been overpaying for simple skirts for the past two decades.

These pants I made for Cal based on this tutorial were kind of a fiasco.  I made my own pattern, so I think the inseam turned out a little bit small--also, even though I measured about a trillion times the waist was still too big for him.  They are flat front elastic-backed pants, but I sewed the elastic itself in so I can't cinch them up any more--next time I think I'll use that kind of button hole elastic like they do for all those Old Navy kid pants and leave a little more leeway for the crotch.

Every novice sewer needs to make a tote bag, right?  Also: no matter now many tote bags we have around this house, they always end up getting filled with detritus and then scattered to various corners of the earth, so what the hell, more tote bags for everyone.  Liberally adapted from this tutorial here, though I eschewed the outside pocket for two inside pockets and improvised a contrasting lining.

And then I bent my sewing needle, because apparently when you try to sew through, like, four layers of heavy fabric, you need to switch a thicker needle.  I know, duh.  I'M A DOCTOR, GUYS.  Also: can you tell I like chevron fabric?

The elephant bag was my failed attempt at making a flat-bottom bag that could stand up on its own (I love these canvas bags that we have from Lands End beyond all reason, but my own attempts at reproduction have been slouchy at best.  Then Cal decided he wanted to make a bag too, so we worked on that this evening.  I must be getting better at this, because it only took about two and a half hours, even with all the "help" I was getting.  He picked out the fabric himself (that is my diplomatic way of telling you that I did not pick that girl-ass fabric for him, he went for it himself--I just brightly told him that it looked "very Christmas-y") and the young master has already filled it with nerd accoutrement.

Next up I think I'll revisit the boy pants with hopes of improved outcome--I have this beautiful blue seersucker fabric that I think would look great on Mack for the three minutes that he'll be able to wear it before spilling something irrevocably staining on it.

So!  Craftiness!  It's fun or whatever!

I've felt basically normal after our scare on Wednesday morning.  A little woozy at work on Thursday morning but I took my blood pressure, and since it was basically normal I just drank some water, ate some crackers, and went about my business.  For what it's worth, I'm staying away from high-fat foods just in case my gallbag is to blame (again, there's nothing definitive to say that it was, but it's as good a guess as any), and so far, there have been no more surprises.  I have been a little...touchy, I guess...with people in my life (there are just a few) who imply that I overreacted or say stuff like OH YOU PREGNANT PEOPLE ALWAYS WORRY SO MUCH PROBABLY JUST HAD REFLUX I HAVE REFLUX TOO SOMETIMES AND ANYWAY YOU PROBABLY JUST ATE TOO MUCH because--well.

One of the very first lessons we were taught in medical school--one of the most important lessons, I suppose--was being able to distinguish a patient who is Sick from a patient who is Not Sick.  Meaning: the difference between a patient who just has a fever versus a patient who is septic.  A patient who is just bleeding versus a patient who is in shock.  A patient with abdominal pain versus a patient who has volvulus.  Even if you can't make the exact diagnosis right away, that's the key first step: distinguishing Sick from Not Sick.  I was Sick.  I say this as someone who hates going to the doctor, avoids the hospital (as a patient) at all costs, and as someone who has had two prior pregnancies and spent a total of two weeks hospitalized for periotonitis in medical school.  Maybe I wasn't Sick in a lasting way (and thank goodness for that--certainly I'm not looking for trouble), but if I saw a patient like me as a physician, I'm pretty sure I would say that I was Sick.  I have some perspective, and I like to think that I don't catastrophize. Certainly the episode was transient, but certainly it was real and it happened.  And also certainly I'm all sensitive about it because I try to live my life not complaining and being a good sport about things and trying not to be That Pregnant Lady that thinks every creak and pain is OMG THE BABY IS CROWNING.  But give me a little credit, people.  One should never voluntarily go to the ER unless they're fairly concerned that they might be having a medical emergency, but if they are, that's exactly what the ER is for.

Anyway!  If you want to follow along with some of the easy sewing projects I've been collecting, you can follow me on Pinterest--the sewing bulletin board is the only one I have going right now, but who knows, maybe I'll get obsessed with something else, such as, uh, collecting pictures of cats that I like.  Hope your weekend was as good as mine: that is to say fun, relaxing, and a little bit too short.  Have a good week, all.